- GM: You're Slaaneshi and have an unspeakable urge. What is it?
- Slaaneshi Player: Heterosexual intercourse in the missionary position with Tau for the sole purpose of procreation.
- Everyone: What the fuck.
- Me (the Tau): Oh fuck me.
- Slaaneshi Player: That's the idea.
Back in prehistoric times it was just a free for all. God was putting antlers on everything and made 7 foot tall gophers with wings, it was a mess.
Look at this poor, impractical bastard.
The prehistoric era was God’s Deviantart stage.
Now he just hides all of his stupid-looking OCs in the ocean where no one can find them.
I can’t not reblog this